"Lanza the futon salesman prefers not to be bothered by anyone, at any time, under any conditions, whatsoever."
This man used to work In NYC on Broadway, South of Houston, "selling" futons. I put "selling" in scare quotes because he didn't really do anything to sell them. When my wife and I walked into his store, he just stood there staring at us like we were verminous interlopers. I asked him if he could help us find a futon and he just gestured at the futons and said, "There's the futons." We left his store and bought a futon at the futon store across the street.
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